SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN

SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN

1. If I end up with Dan, a part of me will always love Nate. If I end up with Nate, a part of me will always love Dan, so I don't know. I guess I just need to find someone who gives me what I get from both of them.
2. Fine. You know what? I will stay away from Nate and Dan. But you have to stay away from Chuck and Eva. No plotting. No meddling. No Blair Waldorfing.
3. Cinderella did not Google Prince Charming.
4. The reason why Blair attacked you is because she misses you. Don't tell me after 18 years, you can't read Waldorf subtext.
5. Okay, B, I say this out of love: but being a bitch is what got dairy in your hair in the first place. Okay, so be nice and neutral, and things'll swing back to normal. You're the queen bee, so just let nature take it's course.