Jessica Alba is Superb Busty

If you've been keeping tabs on Jessica Alba, one thing seems clear: she isn't happy. She never seems to be in a good mood, and without making any statements that might lead to getting my ass sued, I think it might have something to do with her being pregnant. But she should look on the bright side, her breasts are huge now. And in that dress, from certain angles, under the right light, you can hardly even tell she's pregnant. And did I mention the boobs?

Anyway, if Jessica Alba's worried about not getting any more hot superhero roles, all she has to do is remember that she's a superhero in real life: Super Busty.