Spears and Timberlake parade virginity

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, the world's noisiest sexually inactive couple, have been parading self-proclaimed virginity around Los Angeles.

The pair have been spotted walking in the rain ubderneath an umbrella emblazoned with the word "Virgin".

"Everyone who walked past looked behind them and giggled," said a passer by, who thought the couple might not have realised what was written on the 'brolly.

Timberlake and Spears then spent yesterday morning having a cosy coffee inside Sunset Strip's Coffee Shop while the rain poured down outside.